"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"
Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.
Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!
Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops. Defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either
little girls deserve a space that’s their own so how about anyone naysaying fucks off forever
happy // pharrell williams
clap along if you know what happiness is to you
clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do
never going to get over that pharrell basically managed to make “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” into a cool song
raccoon dad comes home and dumps trash on the table. raccoon kids are like “trash again??? youre the best dad ever” raccoon moms like “no trash until you finish ur trash”
i am the tiny squeaky voice dom
i wear crocs to subjugate you FOR EXTRA HUMILIATION POINTS
I THINK THE WORDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ARE “PLEASE STEP ON ME, MISTRESS”
3/5 scenes complete
I’m gonna go to bed, I can’t write when I’m exhausted
but Oh Star will be finished by tomorrow….